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Friday, December 7, 2018

Naturally Stupid


I don’t lay much store by this guy Christian Michel. He is unlikely to incriminate anyone. And though I am convinced Sonia, Rahul and some more Congis and journos received bribes in the Agusta scam, the CBI will need more than a confession from Michel. It will need large withdrawals from his bank to have routed the bribes because it is unlikely bribes would be paid with cheques. But as soon as he reached India, the Congress was quick to arrange a lawyer for him – Aljo K Joseph. That was a dumb move by Rahul Gandhi. And when the Congis realised the faux pas of RG, they quickly sacked the lawyer from the party itself. Their guilt was a dead give-away.

Politicians are known to say the dumbest things. And we love them for that; without their idiocies, our life would be dull. The slip of tongue happens to all of us at some time but some utterances by politicians aren’t always that. They’re not the most intelligent breed and can be hilarious at times but not all the time. Dan Quayle, former VP of the US, was one of them. He once even corrected a student’s spelling of “Potato” to “Potatoe”. He would be matched and surpassed only by Sarah Palin in 2008. Here are some samples of the idiotic utterances of even successful politicians:

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." – Dan Quayle
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”. – Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
''For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks.'' – George H.W. Bush
“Two men raping a woman cannot be termed as gang-rape… how can you say gangrape? Gangrape means four-five people”. – KJ George, former Karnataka Minister.
“I’ve now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.” – Barack Obama

I am sure we can fill a whole book on idiotic statements by politicians as they keep coming like a tap in full flow of unending joy every day. But nowhere in my life and in all my observation of politics have I seen someone as stupid as Rahul Gandhi. None in the history of politics can match RG. He possesses limitless “natural stupidity”. In the past, I have chronicled the stupidity of RG in “The king of comedy” and “Return of the king of comedy”. Even then, I believed someone will crack some sense into the guy and he will slowly become a serious politician. 

His stupidity was particularly egged on by equally brainless, moronic journos in the media who went dancing down the aisles over his silly speech of “Morning in the night… badminton with guards” crap in January 2013. They probably thought “Naturally Stupid” would accidentally become PM and they could continue their filthy-corrupt life uninterrupted in Lutyens. The people turned out smarter and made wiser choices.

After all these years, I am now thoroughly convinced that RG is not making any goofs or mistakes or tripping over with idiotic utterances. I believe he is under the clear impression that he is making some “intelligent” statements in his speeches. Some of his recent passions are about “making” things everywhere – from utensils in Jaunpur, watches in Mirzapur or whatever you want, wherever you want:

Make in Dholpur, Chitrakoot, Bhopal, Telangana – we think this guy is just fooling around, making idiotic statements. But we could be dead wrong. RG is probably making these statements in all seriousness and imagining people are mighty impressed his “imaginary vision”. Some morons in the media are attributing such stupidity to RG taunting PM Modi on his “Make in India” campaign. Well, whosoever is coaching him or if it is RG’s own innovation, they too must be immeasurably stupid. He goes to Karnataka and cannot pronounce the name of a legend like “ Vishweshvaraya” and makes an absolute Hogvishery of his name. Few days back in Rajasthan, he ended up mocking up Congress’ own former Jat leader “Kumbharam” (Video 0.15 seconds):

Kumbhakarna Lift Yojana? Like million others, I too had a good laugh at yet another gaffe by Pappu. But something struck me this time. No matter how much information or intelligence you feed this guy, he is “disconnected” with all of it. In another site of mine (Educating Forward), I write about behavioural patterns of children, deviant kids, why they fail, why they succeed and also on behavioural learnings from criminals and anti-social characters. RG is not making gaffes; he is Naturally Stupid! And that makes him more dangerous for the public than a politician making gaffes. I instantly recalled a theory on this:


RG is naturally stupid and cannot be tutored or injected with any intelligence or data to reproduce impactfully. It will invariably backfire. His animations during his speeches also reflect a monotonous discomfort – rolling up sleeves like he’s ready for a wrestle or doing a “Swaha” motion with either of his hands after every sentence. His hypocrisy of promising the moon to Muslims in Telangana or becoming a “Fancy dress Hindu” in some places is also not something he would be aware of. Here’s how writer Carlos Lopez (Author of Artificial Intuition and the Deep Learning Playbook and Founder of “Intuition Machine”) describes “natural stupidity”:

I have underlined the key lines in the above description. It’s the method of least action, requires least effort and the laziest thing a person does. Exactly what ails RG? He does no real regular work. Campaigns during elections like he’s the champion of people and then disappears abroad. Naturally stupid are also usually propped up, defended and their stupidity washed clean by other stupid persons. In the case of RG running around like a devout Hindu (With a Gotra to boot) “English Lalu” Shashi Tharoor explains the “idea behind the temple run”. Moron! And media stupids also find the rise of a “new Congress” behind this stupid fakery of RG being Hindu or Shiv-bhakt:

Apart from his natural stupidity, RG has another serious problem. Being born rich and his family having accumulated loads of money one way or another, RG has never had to do any serious work to live his life. Even if being MP were to be taken as a job, his attendance or his attention to law-making is very poor. His understanding of concepts is very poor. Based on prompting by idiots in his party, he goes around stupidly ranting “Modi is a Chor, he gave 30000 crores to Ambani” in the Rafale deal. And worsens it by challenging Modi’s “Hinduness” by claiming Modi doesn’t know The Gita says “knowledge is everywhere, with everyone”. And each time we scratch our heads at his level of stupidity. Being removed from norms or rationality also arises from cognitive biases. And RG suffers from this syndrome too. “Cognitive biases are systematic patterns of deviation from norm or rationality in judgment and are often studied in psychology and behavioural economics”.
RG’s sidekicks and Chamchas cling to him only for his “Gandhi” name, otherwise no one would touch him with a barge-pole. They dress him like an “intellectual” on lecture tours abroad – he still goofs up. They tutor him for election campaigns – he still goofs up. To add to all this stupidity, RG demonstrates exceptional arrogance and indicates the behaviour of someone who believes he was born to rule and anything less is an affront to him. RG’s parents were not very bright or exceptionally intelligent either. RajivG was more or less a Pappu in many of his utterance and the only intelligence Sonia had was how to cling to power through her coterie and their “Strong arm” tactics. Part of RG’s natural stupidity may be hereditary. Some attribute his stupidity to drugs but I don’t think that is possible. He can’t be on drugs and doing election campaigns. And withdrawals only lead to a “cold turkey” situation. So, maybe he uses drugs at other times when he’s not in the public domain.

RG is a natural stupid and other events in his life may have added to and enlarged his stupidity. He is psychologically debilitated and does not appear to be in sound mental health. What RG needs is extensive psychiatric evaluation and treatment. RG is not a nuisance to the public yet but to his own. He makes Modi’s job of winning elections easier by comparison. The Congress knows it too but is helpless, being a party of eternal slaves and cowards.



28 comments :

  1. Couldn't agree more. Your in-depth research in Psychology and Deep learning is noteworthy.

    As far as Pappu is concerned, God bless him

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  2. Your effort to study, research and bring out the facts is truly commendable!

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  3. the finest article till date of all of Mr. Ravinar... this is the best....Pappu is Naturally stupid....what a convincing logic...thoroughly enjoyed.....

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  4. Naturally Stupid - An epitaph for the Congress.He will do well if he takes a sabbatical and allow Congress to die naturally

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  5. This is tragedy for Sonia Gandhi and INC family but when it is heaped on to India for their Jidd (obduracy) it becomes dangerous. Raviji is hereby praised in no uncertain terms for penning down with masterpiece with supportings, evidences and references. Thanks a lot.

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  6. Well Said Ravi. I also being Rahul Gandhi is obsessed with the slogan of Make in 'WHERE EVER HE SPEAKS'.

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  7. Awesome is the word for this detailed analysis of what ails RaGa...hopefully the nation will be wise and mature enough to keep Pappu syndrome at bay.

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  8. For all you know, he could be the reincarnation of Mohammed-Bin-Thuglak. But then, in our Country, we do have slaves and morons who cling to him for whatever reasons and we have people who can even think of voting for him in elections!!!!!.

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  9. The best of bests Sir :-))
    "English Lalu" :) ROFL

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  10. Slip of Tongue vs Naturally Stupid is well defined in this yet another scathing article of 'MediaCrooks'.

    Naturally Stupid is much better compared to ArtificiallyInducedMemoryFail' (AIMF) types!!

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  11. Hitting the nail on the head but hilariously!I nearly fell off my seat laughing at the kumbhakarna gaffe! It's ok as long as he's giving us something to laugh about while in the opposition but just imagine the horrors we'll have to endure if by some chance we get to see him as PM!!

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  12. Best characterisation of this stupid !Wonder how qualified people and people in public life praise him as a mass budding leader wheras when a common man on the street can identify him a stupid effortlessly!Media beggars at 10JP should be very upset on reading this finest peace on Pappu and his stupidity!

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  13. Lets hope the voters of Rajasthan remembered the Kumbkakarana Lift scheme while voting. Otherwise your next article can be on the natural stupidity of Indian voters.

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  14. Naturally Stupid or not. There is a possibility that he COULD become PM of India.

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    1. obviously by a curse that Bharat should be ruled by widows or widowers or bachellors. leave alone interim robots

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    2. BJP should use favorable media channels to promote & sell the idea that how far can a school & college drop out aspiring PM chair - can it happen with your child or only child of a Italian Bar maid ? Use Amul - this happens only in India series for the forthcoming general elections - laughter is the best medicine to keep Pappu in limelight & steal the Khangress votes from behind....

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  15. The purpose of my comment is not to defend RG. His lack of basic intelligence is beyond doubt. But this is the only way the persona of RG could have been kept alive after being reduced to 44 seats in 2014 and let's admit that his team including the media has done a great job and kept him in contention all the time so much so that even after all the thoughtless utterances he is still in the race. So credit goes to his team that in spite of having a product like him they hv been able to keep his persona alive. The simple strategy is that if Modi falls I grab the chance for he know sfull well that if he contests on merits he is bound to loose so better stick to his strengths and choose foolery. Make no mistake much of it is deliberate. There is another person who is successfully deploying this tactics - swami nityananda watch his foolish utterances on youtube and Facebook. The intellegensia loves to watch and share nityananda's videos the same way they do for RG. Also mark my words if at all Congress manages to come to power (God forbid) u will see another sacrifice drama and Power is poison speech.

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  16. How stupid are the people (specifically Hindus) who vote for the party led by "Naturally Stupid" person?

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  17. Obviously I vouchsafe that the cross breeds have no duplication. This fellow is multi cross breed. Therefore, even by sliding a pvc hose you cannot straighten a dog's tail so is with RG becoming intelligent

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    1. Vote for "Kamal" leave the "nath". Connect elections with Mahabharata - Duryodhan version of birth right vs Dharmaraj version of competency !!
      Bharat of original Mahabharata who said his sons are incapable to run a country & best man should be choosen for the country.
      Run a TV shows - for India has enough of laughter / singer / intelligent (quiz)...etc.. How about "Duffer / Pappu" award of India .... to steel the thunder from Khangress.

      In this way can still push Hindutva & yet make Khangress to stand on quick sand.

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  18. BJP has to bring in more public speakers with indepth knowledge & throw the Kapil Sibal & Abhishek Singhvi's out of the picture. Reduce dependency on Modi who is over exposed. Bring in Menakshi Leki & Shaina NC both can articulate views very good.
    Deprive Amethi & Rae Bareli from Khangress. India wins when he loses his own seat !!!
    Make public offers - who gives leads in Robert Vadra deals will be given 25% of the money they have laundered abroad. 25% to the investigating officers.

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  19. He got everything free in life, and huge army of sycophants are making things only worse

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  20. Regardless of the stupidity of RG what worries is the stupidity and utter self centredness of Indian people who for cheaper petrol and permission to indulge in unbriddled corruption may crown RG as the PM of the country,exit polls indicate total wipe out BJP in recent elections inspite of stellar work by Shivraj and Raman Singh.

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  21. On the other hand,Rahul Gandhi's stupidity is covering up the fact that he is dangerous to the country.He has enormous support from Christian forces and also from the Islamists.He talks ill of Modi with Pakistanis and even with ambassador of China.In South India Christian conversion armies have started dressing up as Hindu priests and this Ra Ga seems to have thorough training under them by going to Temples to fool the gullible sections of Hindu society.The point to note is that he is undoubtedly an idiot but that is not as important as the danger he poses Hindu society.He will unleash Christian forces if by misfortune he becomes the prime minister.

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  22. The most astonishing thing that appears to me,is characters like Shashi,Abhishake,Sibal,who are ready with buckets & brooms every time Raga drops shit thro' his "Speeches! What's wrong with young intelligent capable leaders like JyotiradityaSachin etc ?Why can't they come forward to leaf Congress?

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  23. Ravinar, the Indian state electorate is even more dumber than the dumb crown prince to have voted the congress back to power inspite of pappu trying hard NOT to win it for the party. Whats your take on their thought process? Its certainly beyond me to understand.

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