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Thursday, May 3, 2018

Congress Cockrosh


In a Tennis match (or any game for that matter) a player who is losing miserably is likely to hit more wayward shots out of frustration or lose wickets faster by trying to hit silly shots, if mental composure is lost. In the 2014 World Cup semi-final eternal favourites Brazil played like zombies and were thrashed 7-1 by Germany. A losing team tends to go down the drain and hit moronic shots faster than you can say “Pappu”. That’s the same problem that ails the Congress. The BJP is lucky in many ways. In recent times, the Congis have reflected intelligence of the pits with statements like “Zero loss” or “Coal is still in mother earth”. To beat all that, they have a President who is an outright insult to any form of intelligence. Other than consistently blabbering nonsense, Rahul Gandhi has neither displayed political maturity nor any kind of basic intelligence whatsoever. And, therefore, his little Pidis like Karnataka CM S. Siddaramiah (SS) are infected with the same disease.

Last year, Congress passed the “anti-superstition” Bill in Karnataka and SS said, “The Bill will bring success to the party.” Calling himself a rationalist, he asserted that changing his car was in no way linked to a crow perching on it. There were jokes on social media that he had changed his car after a crow sat on it, since according to a myth, it would bring “bad luck”. To this day, that innocent crow seems to have mentally affected the CM. In his recent road shows, he has been carrying a “Limboo” in his hand for good luck:
On Sunday, April 30, RG held a rally in Delhi called the “JanAakrosh Rally”. I wonder what the “Aakrosh” was all about. Failing to gain momentum in Karnataka, the Congis decided to have a rally in Delhi. Again, the same rants of “Gabbar Singh Tax” and his flight free-falling 8000ft (His sidekick K. Vidyarthee claimed 1640ft in a tweet) and bogus claims of “saving the Constitution”. Once more, RG challenged Modi won’t be able to withstand his speech if he were to be given “15 minutes” in Parliament. Naturally, this was a loose-ball waiting to be hit outside the stadium and PM Modi gladly welcomed it. He asked Pappu to debate Karnataka in any language, including his momma’s mother-tongue, without any “chits”. Hardly a day passed, and the diaper-changers of Pappu jumped into quick action to defend the clueless wonder:
The chief monkey-balancing Congress boot-licker Rajdeep doesn’t stop to think that the attack on the “Italian firang” and her misfortunate half-Italian son was natural if the fools of Congress call Modi and Shah “outsiders” in Karnataka. The reference to Modi as “Chaiwalla” is not equivalence. The reference to Modi as “Chaiwalla” in a derogatory sense would be equalled only if Modi had resorted to calling SoniaG a “Bar-waitress”. Moronic Rajdeep cannot distinguish the fact that Chaiwalla and Bar-waitress are certain jobs, while being Italian or outsider refers to the “origin” of a person. But that is how brainless and imbecile our so-called journos are – not very bright people.

And each time RG gets a stick back, they jump to his defence playing victim. And Johnies like Pappu or SS, when facing retaliation from the PM, talk debates and stuff. What exactly will these uncouth, foul-mouthed people debate anyway? Not one single thing quoted by Modi is wrong, all of it is borne out by facts – from crime-rise in Karnataka to farmer situation and political murder of BJP workers. Modi stopped short of saying murder of “Hindus” as that would invoke a notice from the EC:
If RG or SS are really asked to join a public debate I am sure both will run away and hide in a hole. They are in a situation as bad as Brazil having to claim they are still the best team after being beaten 7-1. But Brazil being a “genetically football” nation will more likely bounce back. In the case of Congress, they are now “genetically” led by a bunch of unintelligent ignoramuses who know nothing about India or any issue the country faces. NOTHING! They are as far removed from India and her aspirations as Russian is from Tamil. The Congress today behaves like a bunch of lumpens that will throw a large number of nails on the road when you are about to test the latest race-cars of the future. And they are led by an unbelievable ignoramus who doesn’t respect “Vande Mataram” and, worse, RG had to be nudged to stand up for the national song. Where does such pathetic disgust for the country get ingrained?
So scared is SS that he has dropped his earlier constituency and is now contesting from two seats and one ticket for his son. That’s like a sitting duck and Modi taunted him with a “2+1” jibe. Now, in responding to such jibes there has to be some wicked political humour or a repartee that can hold some logic and not get instantly trashed. The response of SS to the “2+1” was as unintelligent as can be predicted for any ignorant Congi:
Everyone knows Modi could have easily won from anywhere in Gujarat. He has previously won in Rajkot and Ahmedabad as MLA and CM. The choice of Varanasi is symbolic of cultural and civilizational value. That apart, Varanasi was also meant to impact the election outcome in UP which is often the key to LS victories – and it did. The BJP won over 70 seats in UP in LS2014 while Siddaramiah is contesting from two seats as a “Defending CM” from his own home state. Modi, in 2014, was challenging the entire Sickular force in LS elections and they lost even from Varanasi which is not in his regular backyard. I guess SS and the Congis are too stupid to even understand the moronery of his argument.

Everything that PM Modi said in his speeches on May 1 was on the dot. From RG insulting Deve Gowda to Karnataka being up in crimes and being “easy for murders” and top on corruption was absolutely accurate. With a foreigner who has nothing in common with Indians or Indian culture, the only thing SoniaG had was being married to an Indian. Millions of ordinary people gave her a chance, either out of sympathy or the fluke of “Aam Aadmi” slogans. In a decade, she proved that every policy of Congress was to protect the Dynasty and the party and divide Indians and break-India into pieces.

For months now, RG has been blabbering incessant nonsense during campaigns and at other events. I am yet to hear one sentence this man utters that makes any sense. From Jupiter crap to Gabbar Singh, whoever his tutors are must be worse than him. And his little media goons like Rajdeep, Shekhar Gupta and others (even the Newslaundry morons) keep claiming every 7.86 days that he has matured and become a PM-worthy politician. In the end, devoid of any sound agenda and burdened by bad performance, corruption and crimes, the only thing left with the Congis is the “Limboo” to trust and save them. And the Congi pimp who is anti-Hindu, claims being rational like SS, now thinks superstition and idiotic theories will save the Congress and he had come up with this:
Those who claim to be atheists often become religious if they are in a dangerous flight that shows indications of crashing. They sometimes become religious if they are sentenced to prison or posted to places like the LOC to face terrorists and enemies. All the nonsensical “Aakrosh” is a theatre that the people are now bored with, after which RG returns to his real and normal life kitty-party gossip group in different clothes:

Despite all their efforts, Congis are not managing to collect the crowds they want. In a war, if your side is losing some battles, the commanders generally change “tactics”. Commanders don’t decide that they are losing a battle in Karnataka so let’s go fight some other war in Delhi. This is exactly what Pappu & Co. did by holding what I call a stupid “Cockrosh” rally. Led by Italians, the Congress has nothing in common anymore with the social fabric, culture, aspirations and future of Indians. The Cockrosh is better off dead.





23 comments :

  1. Fantastic as usual!
    Only one complaint, I wish you'd write more often!
    The times are desperate, and all the Pidis are in full throttle with their daily disinformation, this you need to fire more frequently

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    1. Sir, Raviji writing has increased. It is for us to contribute in our own way.

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  2. Awesome. your instinct to be razor sharp is a blessing to our country.

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  3. The abhinava kalidasa cannot write a single sentence without copying whereas the orignal was master of words,similies and metaphors.he would have gone mad hearing the new comparison of pappu with him..however original kalidasa must b happy to know his modern avtar has at least one of his traits.....I am not eloborating the obvious!
    Abhinava kalidasa has at least one trait of

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    1. Comparing RG to Kalidasa is like comparing a little peak to Mount Everest . The writer in Newslaundry perhaps has not read Kalidasa even in English translation otherwise he would have realized the stupidity of the comparison. In Kalidasa`s Raghuvamsam (in the First canto ) there is a beautiful simile (in fact 2 similes) in which the poet confesses in all humility that he posseses a little intelligence only and therefore for him to write about the Raghu dynasty is like attempting to pluck fruits by a dwarf from a tree which is approachable only by a tall and broad-shouldered person. The second simile says that he (the poet )only has a small boat with which he is foolishly attempting to cross the mighty sea like the Raghu dynasty.When I read the comparison of RG to Kalidasa I was instantly reminded of these beautiful similes.

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  4. Superb as usual! Hope RG SG and reathe also PIDIs read this

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  5. The "flow" is most important to any writing. In this none in present generation of writers can beat you.Best wishes.

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  6. Plain and succinctly put by a master of the ring, untangling the political and social situations, and making Milkshake ducks of the Pidis of Congress

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  7. The last citadel of this Khangress govt in Karnataka is waiting to be burial ground for Khangress party & wish to see Pappu leaving the country on his own by Year 2019.

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  8. Being the last statement to hold, the Khangress if fighting & uttering bitter i.e. harder they fall, harder they bite their own tongue into two pieces.

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  9. Absolutely Brilliant.I have never in my life seen such dumb people as now in congress.There is a grand fight for being the most stupid among themselves with RG leading the show and none can go near him.Congis ignorance is much bigger than the size of the universe.

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  10. Dear friends ,kindly read the open letter given below.But i doubt whether pappu can comprehend or understand its contents.

    https://in.news.yahoo.com/open-letter-rahul-gandhi-101507489.html

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  11. Absolute gems of words - diaper changers of Pappu and this clueless wonder. Cool!!!. But Urgently required - another party opposite BJP in 2019, but not an amalgam of sundry politicians/parties such as likes of KSR or Mamata Bannerjee. God spare us from such people.

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  12. Very well summed up the situation in Karnataka. Wether BJP wins handsomely or makes a govt with support of other parties Congress mukt Karnataka is likely outcome. The reason for this will be direction less Congress lead by President who is pampered by media beyond redemption. Even Cambridge Analalytica has collapsed due to its valued client in india.

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  13. Amazing!! I hope @Rajdeep@sagari@pidis read this piece and want to see their reactions. I am sure they must be ignoring all your posts what-else can they do than blabber nonsense and Hide in rat holes

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    1. At least Rajdeep and Sagarika read this post regularly and must be enjoying sleeplessness on burning embers.

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  14. True.... '..The Congress today behaves like a bunch of lumpens that will throw a large number of nails on the road when you are about to test the latest race-cars of the future...'. Antisocial brats!

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  15. "To beat all that, they have a President who is an outright insult to any form of intelligence. " - Super !!

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  16. Well, most of the contributors to this comments column are like me,great fans of ,Ravinar.However I have a gut feeling that the voters of Karnataka fed on several “bhagya “ schemes by Siddu Govt.& given their allegiance their caste candidates will give a fractured mandate.And that old fox D Devegouda will make both the national parties dance to his tunes.I sincerely wish BJP will form Govt.

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  17. please write on janeudhari brahmin the idiot.

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  18. Excellent comparisons. I wish solid arguments like these are put at TV debates, especially, NDTV, CNN and the like! - T. Arvind

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