Tuesday, November 7, 2017

The Gujarat Nail



There is a difference in the way a defending champion and a challenger approach a title match. Though election campaigns can be physically taxing they are still “cerebral” games. Two elections are at hand – Himachal and Gujarat. The defending champion from Gujarat (BJP) is already holding a higher title that cannot be challenged for some more time. In Himachal, the defending champion (Congress), seems to have already given a walk-over to the challenger. In Gujarat, for 20 years the challenger has been the same and has had no success. The better bet for Congress was Sonia Gandhi. She is now more or less retired with poor health. So, the party has been sending a brainless rookie called Rahul Gandhi to every place. This is a guy who doesn’t make one iota of sense in any sentence he utters. He’s a revered God only to the anti-Modi, anti-BJP and anti-Hindu idiots in media and politics who have no option but to cling to this two-bit man-child.

The defender has armed himself with a list of fair accomplishments, improvements on many fronts, a better ranking by even the World Bank. PM Modi also has a good understanding of the Gujarati voter, the issues, the territory and also happens to speak the local language. The comic challenger went to the US to put on expensive lipstick and tried to paint himself a genius-thinker. RG only ended up with more idiotic statements like “Gandhi, Nehru, Patel were NRIs”. The analogy was stupid and hardly matched any context of the supposed lectures. You can dress up a donkey as a horse but sooner or later it brays and that’s what RG’s politics is all about – empty braying. So how does the challenger hope to win? Firstly, we have to understand these Gandhis and their cronies are “seasonal insects” as I call them:

You will find RG or Priyanka Vadra only around elections. Other time RG will either run off to Europe or Thailand to “introspect” or for haircuts. And he usually disappears at the time of natural calamities even in Congress-ruled states like he did during the Uttarakhand tragedy. And then he comes for elections and gathers more insects like Hardik Patel or Alpesh Thakore and some more. These insects buzz around the limelight a while then return to the dirty swamp they came from, never to return. RG or Congress have no agenda or anything to offer to Gujarat. He only has more moronic utterances like “Gabbar Singh Tax” or “Selfies give employment to Chinese”. This, while Pappu goes secretly like a thief to the Chinese Embassy with some agenda, wines and dines, takes chummy pics. His party first denies the visit then accepts. What politician LIES so blatantly? Naturally, such idiotic statements make people dig up his own stupidity from the recent past:
The GOI under Modi still enjoys a great deal of popularity, especially Modi as the PM. In Gujarat, the BJP has been in power for two decades and a fair bit of anti-incumbency is natural. But what do they have as the option? A terribly corrupt Congress with a downright clown in charge of that party? Not that it makes any difference in the “family-run” dynastic party, but even the Congress is wary of making RG the party president after watching his recent acts of clownery:
 
And what are the things RG does? He starts his Gujarat campaign with a visit to a temple. The Hindu-hating party still thinks these stunts can fool people. No party has worked so systematically to destroy Hindus and Hindu culture. Then the criminally hypocritical jokers of this party demand that the cow be declared a national animal. It’s fantastic – in Kerala, the Congis publicly slaughter a cow, disembowel it on the streets and feast on it while in Gujarat RG’s idiots want to show they love the cow:
I think if there is a provision, RG himself should be declared a “National Moron” to be avoided at any cost, especially to protect children against his extreme idiocy. Then RG rides a bullock-cart to demonstrate he understands farmers and villagers. In this day and age, he promises free medicines and free land to people. These Chinese Gandhis still think India is their grandfather’s inheritance to distribute as they want and they will do this instead of raising people from the wretched holes they had dumped them in for the 50 years they (mis) ruled India. When the real challenge and call for help comes, what is that these Congis do? They airlift their MLAs to Bangalore to lock them up in luxury while most parts of Gujarat struggled with floods for days:
 
They were on a luxury trip gorging like pigs on lavish food while their constituencies struggled with floods. That’s the real RahulG and Congress for you. After 26/11 and over 160 deaths this brainless guy was celebrating at a private party. And the other corrupt members of Congress try to peddle the delusion that they are saviours of the poor and farmers. P Chidambaram, known to be among the most corrupt of Congis, laments about hunger in India as if the stupid Congis give a damn about it or ever did in the past:
All their actions reflect their hypocrisy and zero concern for the poor or the hungry. Congis have fed themselves on public money, squandered money to appease Muslims with unwanted Iftars and, not to mention, looted India like it has never been looted since the British. Humour is important in politics otherwise it’s among the most boring topics around us. However, nobody wants a full-time comedian like RG as their political leader. The Congress doesn’t seem to be getting this message. For over five years now, this comedian has been going around state after state for election campaigns and he does not have a SINGLE victory under his belt to show for it. Only extremely pathetic slaves will continue to still call such a miserable failure their leader. A challenger is never allowed a title match unless he has a series of wins under his belt that qualify him for a shot. And the Congress media-cronies still try to put “lipstick on the pig” with headlines like these:
 
These are the great attributes of RahulG! Aikido, sword-fighting, archery, moronery and now he has another accomplishment to his credit – hiring a bunch of uncreative jerks who purchase Bots for him on Twitter and have them RT his tweets. So much for a political “leader” trying to make a point. And what’s all his lectures about? Just ranting about GST (which the Congress fully backed in Parliament) and about Demonetisation. I don’t see how demonetisation should affect the poor and the middle class even now. Only the corrupt Congis and money-launderers would still be saddled with old notes. Others have moved on from demonetisation.

So how are the defending champions (BJP) and the challenger (Congress) shaping up in Gujarat? The BJP has quite a few successes at the Centre and more than satisfying electoral successes under its belt, especially the huge victory in UP. Earlier the BJP’s main campaigner and vote-catcher was PM Modi alone. Now Amit Shah is proving to be a solid campaigner and Yogi Adityanath is not too far behind. They also have a couple of women who are aggressive campaigners. The Congress, in contrast, has no one left but a Pappu who has nothing to show for successes and all he demonstrates is worthless blabber. I think his dog “Pidi” is smarter than he is. People listen and laugh and move on. At other places where their former CM Ashok Gehlot carried out rallies they were greeted with chants of “Modi, Modi” and they continue to live in La La Land. Some years back Wikileaks reported a private conversation about RG:
 
PM is a bridge too far, I believe RG also suffers from “mental disorders”. Incoherent in thinking and incoherent in speech he utters bewildering nonsense like “Jawab ka sawaal dena padega”. I don’t think such utterances are a slip of the tongue or accidents. Long back someone rightly described the guy as nothing more than a “Lucky sperm” and he deserves to be in a “School for Retards”. The Congress has already exhausted its campaign. It did the same in UP way too early with those silly “Khaat Sabhas”. Gujarat could prove to be just another nail in the Congress coffin and may even be the last one.





39 comments :

  1. These Gandhis were my most hated political figures (including Mahatma Gandhi who was no Mahatma and a huge hypocrite) but lately chidambaram is topping the lists.
    I really don't understand why the Modi government wouldn't set up SIT inquiries and hurry up the process to send all these fake Gandhis and their ass lickers to the prison.

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    1. JUST ASS LICKERS? I THINK THEY LICK OTHER PARTS OF ANATOMY TOO.

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  2. Disagree that "Gujarat defeat would be the last nail in Congress's coffin". Under RG's leadership they have lost more than 25-30 elections and yet they don't care. Surely even if they lose next 50 elections, RG would still be their supremo and the Congress would continue to behave as if nothing happened.

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    1. Research study articles to be done on all those who still thinks & consider Pappu is PM material !!
      Even 75 year old person die hard khangress thinks Pappu is their undying leader.
      The neuro-medical professionals & Psychologists should be engaged in the debate & questioned what & why such experienced & intelligent people should "fall" for such "donkey" character called "pappu".
      Such a debate should have national telecast & should be for extended hours 3-4 hours exhaustive session to allow every indian to watch & understand it.
      It should be translated in to various other regional languages.

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  3. If a son is a Moron, nobody knows it better than the mother.Sonia Gandhi displays her absolute contempt for Indians by repeatedly trying to foist pappu as PM.

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  4. Congress has many leaders who are waiting to take over from RG. However as long as SG is there sycophancy will rule.So the Congress will still continue under RG for some more time. They hope to survive by formenting trouble for BJP but in the process decimating own standing. BJP does need a strong opposition which can find better development planks. However Indian politics depends so much on negativity that anything BJP does goes unchallenged because people at large allow leeway to them for trying to do something new. In the end india is emerging stronger day by day dismantling old thoughts. Poor too are realising this as middlemen are disappearing who would pocket subsidies and give doles to poor on behalf of ruling dispensation during elections. Certainly last nails in old-time political thinking by making Lalua Mulayam Maya Mamta ... Irrelevant.

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  5. Hey man, you cannot be so ruthless in aptly describing a numbskull whom the Congress is grooming and desperately hoisting to be a leader for 1.25 billion people, please show some mercy, I really pity them

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    1. Yeh man after all he is the "Shajada e Hind".

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  6. In one word just superb..These Chinese Gandhis still think India is their grandfather’s inheritance to distribute as they want, Lucky sperm, A challenger is never allowed a title match unless he has a series of wins under his belt that qualify him for a shot. Gujarat could prove to be just another nail in the Congress coffin and may even be the last one.

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  7. I know you know Tamil.So few words in Tamil..அவருக்கு உறைத்தால் நாக்கை புடிங்கிட்டு சாவணும்.Truth only truth but written in acid ink with the most வயிற்றெரிச்சல்.

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  8. If gst(bjp) is gabbar, then is congress kalia? The other two are tmc and commies, as all of them were together in passing the bill..then what gabber did to kalia and the other two!!!

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  9. Mediacrooks shall write for the need to have a true Indian Opposition for BJP. It is high time. INC's death can be written by this new Indian Political Party. Why not Mediacrooks float this party? I am serious.

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    1. Yes, an aggressive Hindu party would help to put pressure on the BJP to do more on code Hindu issues. SS could have filled that void, but, they are fast sliding into dynastic nonsense...

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  10. Even if Congress was to emerge as the largest party in 2019 - a far fetched opium dream - Pappu would do a Sonia, that is appoint someone else to become PM while he remained Congress supremo, just as Sonia did. All the power, zero responsibility. No need to attend Parl. His foreign jaunts at Govt expense would continue.
    A day will come when, like all of us, Sonia leaves the stage, moves on. Pappu will lose the protection his mother gives him. All the people who lick Pappu's boots today will fall on him like vultures, scavengers and toss him out. Pappu of course does not have the brains to forsee this as he basks in the halo of his mother.

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    1. i sincerely hope and pray for the day Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi and The Congress party become irrelevant in Indian politics.

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  11. Dear Ravinar,
    Superb."Man child","Seasonal Insects" !!!.No body can beat you in phrasing,keep it up.

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    1. He is like the 'man-cub' Mowgli of Jungle Book !

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  12. I love Pappu for its gives nostalgia to all & a broad smile on everyone's lips. Like Lata Mangeshkar is cherished & eulogized by past generations, Pappu is cherished by future generations for gifting PM ship to Narendra Modi. BJP & Narendra Modi will have to be grateful & thankful & smileful for giving them a life line that was never seen before in political India.
    Pappu's name will be permanently embossed in Indian History for his contributions & may one day get Nobel Prize for remaining a true Pappu throughout his life.

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  13. "two-bit man-child" - Wah !!

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  14. Pappu is going to loose Gujarat and himachal pappu only making 2019 a cake walk for modi pappu calls demonetisation a disaster but in fact he himself is the biggest disaster for Indian national Congress which itself is the biggest disaster for india

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  15. It is amazing that some people still believe that there are more competent leaders in Congress party ! What kind of leaders would allow them to be led by such "Man-child" ? Why are they still in the party?

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  16. I wish you could produce a new column every day. I just love the column -- content, style, language, and phrases. Sonia / Pappu dahan in your column is as enjoyable as Holi.

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  17. jawab ka sawal dena padega. hehehe kickass!

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  18. RG is a deep cover BJP agent planted in SG's womb to wreck Cong from within. Long may he live!

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  19. I pity those who repose faith on this proven moron as their saviour.Kids can identify his moronery.Congis have so much fear about the dinasty n it's muscle men that they can't dare to denounce him despite apprehending party's doomed future due to this man at the forefront.More sympathy goesto behind the scene guys guiding him to the gutter.

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  20. INC is fondly hoping to win Gujarat (piggy riding on the backs of non-leaders like Alpesh, Hardik, etc..) and then crown RG as their party president. Of course, the whole country knows that they will never win Gujarat. Then their next wait would be victory in Karnataka assembly elections..!! The wait continues for ever for RG :-).

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  21. We should be eternally grateful for Rahul for what he is, a moron. Priyanka is unnecessarily credited with charm and great leadership qualities but the way she functioned till now during elections, it is clear that she is definitely not a better alternative to her brother. She is not getting the chance, otherwise she would prove to be another dumbo. Thank God, the corrupt congress is going to be dead soon.

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    1. replace "unnecessarily" with "wastefully hyped".
      replace "better alternative to .." with "equally incompetent". R
      replace "not getting chance".. with "acting cowardly"

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  22. NEHRU was the incompetent who allowed large parts of KASHMIR to be occupied and for which our braves are dying every day.
    INDIRA responsible for EMERGENCY.
    RAJIV GANDHI-BOFORS.
    PAPPU- YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL AND HOW?
    After 70 years of freedom, with CONGI at the helm for more than 60 yrs, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO SHOW????
    No family planning and population is exploding.
    The degrading poverty prevailing and the gap between rich and poor.
    JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SO PATHETIC.
    HEALTH SYSTEM IS SO BAD THAT GOVT HOSPITALS LOOK LIKE UNCLEAN LAVATORIES.
    EDUCATION SYSTEM IN THE DOLDRUMS.
    MERIT DOES NOT HAVE A PLACE ANYWHERE.
    AGRICULTURAL COUNTRY STILL IMPORTING LOTS OF PRODUCE.
    ARE THE CORRUPT LIKE CHIDAMBARAM, SONIA, POWAR, VADRA, RAHUL ETC EVER GONNA BE PUT BEHIND BARS. IT IS ESTIMATED THAT CHIDAMBARAM AND SON HAVE STASHED AWAY OVER ONE LAKH CRORE IN CASH AND KIND
    ABROAD. CHIDAMBARAM-ICON OF CORRUPTION.

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  23. Great article Gurudev. No words to to admire your wisdom on this article as forever along with foolishness of the kahngressi lappu.

    This lappu is loosing every next day at BharatVarsha and now a research must be done to check as if How He is keeping his morale so high ( As if it was really present ).

    So mother , so son. The analogy is coming true. They thought we Hindus are still like 1947, they are unable to see the resurgence of 2014 which is nt going to die without ataining Param Bhaibhav for Bharat Mata.

    Bnade Matram!!!

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  24. "He’s a revered God only to the anti-Modi, anti-BJP and anti-Hindu idiots in media and politics"
    No sir I beg to defer strongly.
    The empirical data proves that there are 5 star pracharaks for BJP and he tops the list. the lis is 1- Rahul Gandhi, 2- Narendra Modi, 3- Arwind Kejriwal, 4- Mamata Benarji and the 5th is Diggi Raja.
    PS : Data were analysed before UP elections so non inclusion of Yogi & Amit Shah.
    THIS IS NO SARCASM ONLY DATA ANALYSIS. SO NO PUN INTENDED.

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    1. Just think of another Rahul (Mahajan) campaigning for BJP.

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  25. The jokers are surviving because of our stupid media who are only competing with our Judiciary to give prominence to frivolous issues. In 2004 people gave a bad verdict and put the Country a decade behind. Are the people more enlightened now?.

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  26. this is so good. "humor is essential in politics" but a clown shouldn't even be in parliament. Yesterday only we got another gem "aloo turning to sona in a machine" the only thing I fear is that it won't end with Gujarat defeat. Deep state or imperial powers have been backing this party all along and they have deep pockets

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  27. What happened to "Priyanka lao,Congress bachao"?

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