Sunday, September 11, 2016

Psychotic Comedian Kejri



This is a pictorial prognosis of Arvind Kejriwal’s degeneration into a delusional, schizophrenic, psychotic comedian.


The original “King of Comedy” in recent times is Rahul Gandhi. There is no doubt about that. Lately, Little Pappu has been doing “Khaat Sabhas” in UP where people just run away with the Cots and hardly bother to hear him out. There are those slaves of his like Karan Thapar or Pallavi Ghosh who unfailingly call it another “game changer” by RG. There is some change now. Little Pappu has been running around UP visiting temples and wooing Hindus. He even dresses up like those Christian Missionaries who wrap themselves in saffron to fool the poor in rural India:

Politics may be in his pants and shirt but it would be dull and boring without comedians like him. But RG is being seriously threatened by someone who is starting to out-do him. Arvind Kejriwal has now degenerated from a corrupt, liar, cheater and psychotic bimbo to outright comedy. Since he became CM the second time in Delhi it has nothing but sick, black comedy from the Aaptards. They have made a mockery of Delhijans apart from showing us that Kejri is nothing more than a Pappu in pants and half-sleeves. But he does go one up on RG on the psychotic front. Desperate and clueless he simply doesn’t know what to do about the scams, corruption, bribery, rapes, molestations, extortions by his Aaptards. There is no reason to believe Comedian Kejri was unaware of all the happenings. Here’s what a party devastated by an earthquake of scandals can boast about:

At least 14 of his MLAs (including some ministers) are involved in some scandal or corruption or some case. Some of them as serious as rape and sex-scandals. Not a day passes without a new AAP scandal jumping up on us. You can’t blame AK for these you know. After all, he doesn’t go to office too often and doesn’t have any portfolio as CM. When he does go to office, this is what happens:

I can understand one can get hungry while scamming and looting. One crore worth of Samosa and “Chai” is no big deal. Of this, 47 lakhs consumed by Kejriwal himself. I hope he shared this stuff with his sidekicks.  47 lakhs of samosas and chai for about 18 months with about 7.86 working days that AK does attend office translates to something like 5.98 lakhs per day of samosas. I could be wrong though. Maybe on other days they just send the stuff to AK’s residence. RG is a free-loader at Dalit houses. Psycho Kejri goes one better – He just loots “Delhits”.

Earlier this psycho spent crores of public money to promote his “sex appeal” in many states in India. Fooling Delhijans is not enough, the largesse should be extended to other states which are available to bankrupt. His media friends who gobbled up the money also want to laugh at his comedy but folks like Barkha, Rajdeep, Sagarika, Saba Naqvi, Shekhar Gupta still have hopes from their Messiah. Carry on! And the Sandeep Kumar CD came out. This is the best explanation I have found for why this sex-maniac had to make so many CDs:

On the basis of that explanation I doubt any judge can make any case against the guy. Even otherwise, courts don’t have jurisdiction over Kejriwal and his Aaptards. They are a law unto themselves. AK demonstrated this perfectly when he created the Jokepal for Delhi and people could understand how law-abiding he is:

It’s called the “Kejri Adalat” where the judge, counsellor and defendant are all the same people. That’s why clean-chits fly Kejriwal’s mouth just like Dengue mosquitoes in Delhi. Incidentally, while Kejriwal was busy in Rome and Punjab, Delhi had its first Malaria-death in 7860 years. If only Modi and LG would let this moron work, Delhi would be the healthiest country in the small state of India.  So the psycho goes to Punjab after Rome. After opening some 300 more liquor shops in Delhi he grandly announces no alcohol and meat shops around the Golden Temple:

Psychotic Comedian thinks people are as stupid as he is. Many people pointed out to him that there are no alcohol or meat shops around the Golden Temple area. His media slaves won’t report that but the fool doesn’t know that the SM now beats his cronies in MSM hollow. But hell! Considering AK is a moron like Pappu, he can instantly claim “Jo kaha, so kiya” (whatever I promised, I instantly did). Prior to that he tried another of his comic stunts on the Shatabdi. He claimed travellers he spoke to were against the surge pricing on super-fast trains. Unfortunately, again for him, people stripped him naked (not that stripping him is anymore possible because he does it so well himself):

That’s right! I don’t think Kejri became a corrupt cheat and liar overnight. I am absolutely sure this trait must have started from his childhood and the habit stayed with him all through his life so far. And then he got slapped on the same issue by none other than one of his own “Media-Harem” which he so religiously nourished:

So even Rahul Kanwal, the otherwise dumb guy, calls Comedian Kejri nothing more than a troll who got elected to CM post. But Kejri’s sex maniacs just won’t stop:

So brainless as he is and the coward he is; Kejri does what he does best. He goes “Modi, Modi, Modi”. He pulls out the old Snoopgate story from 2013 which has already been rubbished:

The comedy never ends. While moron Kejri tried his best to divert the whole thing with a bogus story about Modi another rape case of Aaptard comes to the fore. What do we do? These guys must be either on Viagra or possess a serious neurological disorder. Someone has rightly renamed Kejri’s baby “Anti Aurat Party”. Psychotic people are known to go through extreme behavioural patterns. Sometimes happy, sometimes violent, hallucinations, delusions, schizophrenia and any other psychological disorder that you can think of. So our comedian sometime back screamed Modi is planning to kill him:

It is becoming harder and harder for people over which one to vote for as India’s King of Comedy – RahulG or psychotic Kejri. People are hallucinating too. They’re seeing Modi’s men out to kill Kejriwal everywhere:

The entertainment never stops. Kejri has now even issued a legal notice to a guy on Twitter. When I checked up this was over Twitter knocking of some terror sympathiser accounts and this guy suggested TwitterCM’s follower count had fallen because of this. What to do! Kejri crawled at Nitin Gadkari’s feet over the defamation case against him and faces another one by Arun Jaitley. Kudos to this Ravi Pokharna who laughed it off as another episode of the psychotic’s comedy:

The poll just confirmed the psycho is just a cheat and nothing more. And the sex-maniacs keep striking back. Another Aaptard called Amanatullah Khan had to bite the dust over another scandal. This Amanat is also involved a major Waqf Board scam. This was yesterday, September 10:

All this still brings me back to the question – Who is the bigger comedian? Pappu or Psycho? Many people have suggested in the past that both are related in many ways and that Kejri might be the adopted brother of Pappu. Both duffers who keep uttering nonsensical stuff with no meaning or context. Both don’t work. Both run around the country or abroad. Both are tragedy-tourists. Both are vultures waiting to pounce on the next victim of any tragedy. This image suggests some strange connection between the two:

Well, from Delhi to Punjab our psycho has faced noting but protests and has tried his best to do item numbers as he always does. As a final attempt to garner some sympathy he has decided to go for a “throat surgery” to cure his cold. That’s what news reports say. One can only hope for Kejri’s sake Modi is not the surgeon – who knows what might happen. But my guess the psychotic comedian will return unchanged and still be like:


28 comments :

  1. Thanks a lot Ravi Bro!
    I've been forwarding your blogs about this psycho to the younger generation who're so enamored by this charlatan. I now have a hope that your succinct write-ups will open their eyes to how sick a man this lunatic is.
    Keep up the good work.

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  2. Great write up Ravinar ji. Please keep exposing this fraud of the decade.

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  3. Kejriwal just announced that if his party is elected, he will ban people from urinating on the Golden Temple walls, he will not allow any open defecation at the walls of the Golden Temple and absolutely, no any "Jugar Adda" adhering to the Golden Temple. Tell Punjab that there is new Sharif in town.

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    1. yea while his own Rapist scum from JNU was caught urinating in Ganga during Lok Sabha elections this scum will definitely stop urinating on Golden temple walls :D http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-27211304

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  4. Dalits to 'Delhits' attrocities :)

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  5. modi is slow in action wen it comes to taking action against anti nationalists....
    onE good thing delhi did is to allow aap to form government with majority wothin 1 year 15 mlas are caught in different cases out of 67.....hope by this year completes more than half of aap mlas will be in jail.....
    delhi sarkaar will satnd to still......not able to do any thing with union teritory with little power
    kejri will move to punjap with aap to become cm......thats wat aap is planning think so.....

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  6. As always a very timely scathing dissection of two biggest jokers (sic)! One a druggy duffer another a psychotic turn coat chameleon. I too forward or suggest Ravinars blogs to some of those idiots who have blinkers. Thanks Ravi

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  7. Apparently Arvind Kejriwal is pouring in huge money on his PR. He knew he will need it, already budgeted. He knew he don't have any serious agenda to work for people, he knew caliber of his AAPTARDS . Irony is, now his puppet journalists also have started thinking, how long Arvind Kejriwal can feed them, they have started turning back. They know their profession will throw them out if they continue participating in paid PR excercise of AK. They will not have face to show, nor the money.

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  9. Wonderful blog as usual. Appropriate wordings used as usual. Kudos

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  10. भयानक मनोविकार से ग्रस्त इस खूँखार प्राणी का destination, किसी mental asylum में ही है न कि कोई लाभ का पद।

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  11. भयानक मनोविकार से ग्रस्त इस खूँखार प्राणी का destination, किसी mental asylum में ही है न कि कोई लाभ का पद।

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  12. Sataaaaaak for the jerk #shri420 but by now he is used to being slapped inked and called names(mostly true)! So what next? A CD of him in action a là his mentor Dr. AM Singhvi or Randeep Surjewalas grand old man doing a hapless intern a là Billy boy Clinton? Waiting with baited breath and great expectations! Hope the KAAMCHOR UNGLIBAAZ CM WITHOUT PORTFOLIO #SHRI420 KHUJLIWAL obliges! Jai ho!

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  13. Sataaaaaak for the jerk #shri420 but by now he is used to being slapped inked and called names(mostly true)! So what next? A CD of him in action a là his mentor Dr. AM Singhvi or Randeep Surjewalas grand old man doing a hapless intern a là Billy boy Clinton? Waiting with baited breath and great expectations! Hope the KAAMCHOR UNGLIBAAZ CM WITHOUT PORTFOLIO #SHRI420 KHUJLIWAL obliges! Jai ho!

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  14. My god what have the Delhi people brought on to themselves. God help them to stray strong till the term ends.

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  15. My god what have the Delhi people brought on to themselves. God help them to stray strong till the term ends.

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  16. The reason this crook kejri still finds support among certain section, his is some of his arbitrary decision even though autocratic, brought relief to some people in dealing with day to day corruption. Example, nursery admission process. Even if his decisions have no long term basis. few of those are cleverly targets decisions are keep his faithful supporters still strong. and this is where BJP govt has faltered, no big ticket corruption conviction nor day to day corruption is reduced.

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  17. dude this blog was stupendous...i am sure history has never witnessed such complaining and paranoid leader...

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  18. The greatest wonder is,still some people believe Kejriwal will change the political system & will usherin a corruption free governance!I pity what stroke of temporary insanity had hit the Delhi voters while voting this man

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  19. The greatest wonder is,still some people believe Kejriwal will change the political system & will usherin a corruption free governance!I pity what stroke of temporary insanity had hit the Delhi voters while voting this man

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  20. heard his daughter is in IIT. He went back door. Don't know about her. This is malice towards one and all.

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  21. Atrocity King Kejri is doing all these nonsense due to a mutation in his brain cells. It appears to be incurable.At least destiny of Delhiites can change if good sense prevails on them during next election. But my sympathies are reserved for his family who are destined to tolerate this nonsense for long.

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  22. As always, an interesting and riveting write-up! How sad that it is not in other Vernacular languages like Hindi, Telugu, Tamil, Kannada, Bengali, etc so that those ppl who are not eager to read in English, too can read! Ravinarji, is there no way you can manage to have these translated and publish in those languages too?

    When we see all those leaders (including many from the current BJP, patronising the anti-national journos and their channels, as if they are some statesmen, wonder what this BJP government is doing! As someone has rightly pointed out, the wheels of the government (and the judiciary, which we all know) are hardly moving or grinding! The apologists would always say that 'action' may make the government look 'vindictive' or be counterproductive! That 'Development' is the agenda! But predominant portion of those who voted for BJP or Modi, expected some kind of swift action against those who are suspected of corruption/Money Laundering etc.

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  23. Somehow in this psychic state, he is destroying the bridges which once led him to gain public sympathy. Tweeting constantly against journalists is backfiring. After your post, he came down on Shekhar Gupta as Dalal, which everybody agrees, but Kejru was too disappointed that how can Shekhar Gupta post anything against Delhi government, despite of exchanging love fluids with him. This is leading him to really paranoid state, where he can eventually try to plot his own murder and blame it on Modi.

    There is absolutely no sanity left in Kejaruddin.

    As always, to the point. Thanks Ravinar.

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  24. This is really sad, comedy is an outlet from a stressful environment. People love comedians because they are witty and makes other people laugh their problems off. Students from college paper help are currently studying the psychological aspect of comedians and I think this is an helpful discussion.

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