Kid is adventurous in school. Principal tells him “You’ll either end up in prison or end up a billionaire”. He was 15 and spotty and started a school-boy type news magazine. He interviewed well-known rockstars. Then he gets into selling records. Sure enough, he starts everything as a virgin – paper, crime, business. Smart as he is, he sells records locally and shows them as exports to avoid taxes. Police raid him. As predicted by his Principal he ends up in jail. Fortunately, his mom bails him out after one night in jail and he has learned the most important lesson of his life. Few years later he does become a billionaire as estimated by his Principal. A short book written by him about his life is “Screw it, Let’s do it”. We will get back to this story in a bit.
It’s nearly two years since ModiSarkar took charge at the centre. Though he doesn’t use the same words he follows that line “Screw it, let’s do it”. He has been busy repairing Indian economy, instrastructure and all that. Not once…. Not once I have heard him or any of his ministers talk about any discriminatory or divisive policy or action. Not once I have I seen discrimination against any religious community or caste. Yet, from the fake “Christians under attack” campaign to the current JNU ruckus the govt’s opponents have been engineering one imaginary crisis after another. To his credit Modi has stood steadfast and kept his focus on his work and that of his govt.
Even events happening in other states, like the Dadri incident or the Rohit Vemula suicide are attributed to ModiSarkar. The Commie Pigs are good at inventing words – Award Wapsi, Intolerance and such stuff to malign not only the govt but the entire Hindu community in India and abroad. Never mind all that. It all came undone with the stunning but unsurprising revelations in the Ishrat Jehan case. The story is all over that P. Chidambaram “fixed” the second affidavit on the encounter to target Narendra Modi and Amit Shah and consequently four police officers of Gujarat spent some eight years in jail. This shocked all the Agony Aunts and they ran helter-skelter trying to figure out how to defend the LIES they peddled for all these years on behalf of their Bosserina – Sonia Gandhi. There’s no doubt in any serious observer’s mind that Ishrat & Co. were assigned to attempt to kill Modi or create havoc. And over the NatHerald scam it is Sonia that is whining that the Gandhis are being targeted. Lord almighty –how do they even target the daughter in law of Indira Gandhi? Eh? A Twitter friend explained it brilliantly:
Fact: The Congress-Commie gang never in their worst nightmares thought that Modi would lead the BJP to a full majority. They hoped (and probably prayed) that somehow they could either cobble another UPA or another corrupt govt with outside support by Congress which will help wipe the footprints of their crimes. The Marans would have hoped so. Karti PC would have hoped so. Most of all, SoniaG would have hoped so. The best laid plans can sometimes go wrong. Thus, from the fake Christians under attack campaign to the current JNU ruckus, the Agony Aunts have been ranting and raving like their house was on fire. Here’s a montage of some prominent Rudaalis put up by someone on Twitter:
Of course, it is hard to include all of them in this – there are others like Shobha De or Indira Jaising (that millionaire NGO-lawyer who is under investigation) and many more. Once the Ishrat conspiracy saw the light of day there were other Agony Aunts who tried to jiggle and wiggle with theories. Here’s one of them:
So now that there is little doubt Ishrat was part of a terrorist group, they now ask “so what”? Should it justify fake encounters? Well.. well… sweethearts the idea of it being a “fake encounter” was created by the same poisonous concoction to the courts that certified Ishrat NOT being an LeT operative. I have little doubt that a massive conspiracy was hatched to eliminate Modi or screw him in fake cases. It didn’t work. As usual, the other Agony Aunt is the Chief Monkey-Balancer of the Indian Media. Whenever he finds his darling Congress or AAP is in trouble he will pose bogus questions to the BJP to “balance” his own follies of the past:
I won’t bother going into the stupid campaign run by Sreenivasan Jain and his NDTV with his “black-beard, white-beard” crap or his “Chota-mota blasts” justification. He is another Agony Aunt who is struggling now to justify his past moronery. These slaves of the Congress did nothing to investigate but peddled reports “breast-fed” to them either by the Congress or the then Caged-Parrot called CBI. Even the normally politcally-correct Arun Jaitley did not hestitate to call the Congress-UPA a national security threat.
Earlier, there was this case about Rohit Vemula who committed suicide at the Hyderabad University. Agony Aunts Kejriwal, RahulG, Derek O’Brien and some more rushed to the site to scavange on his death. Death of any young man is tragic but Vemula was no angel either. He aspired to be Carl Sagan but had a heart full of hatred for Hindus and was in regular conflict with outfits like ABVP. Again, the Agony Aunts pointed fingers at Modi and particularly at Smriti Irani as if they had killed Vemula. Let me put it bluntly – For a guy who was also an activist, often in conflicts to be committing suicide for merely being thrown out of the University hostel is nothing short of cowardice. In the years prior, there were at least 9 similar suicides at this University, nary a whine was raised by any of these Aunties. They did not say “Sonia govt intolerant”. Let’s get some more:
In 2006 some four Dalits were brutally murdered in Kherlanji in Maharashtra. The media didn’t even cover it initially till there were riots in Nagpur. It is only then that the story came out. Not one of these Aunties protested or called Sonia or Congress Anti-Dalit. None of the Agony Aunts in media raised even a whimper. There is nothing that ModiSarkar has done that can in any way be implied as Anti-Dalit or Anti-Any community, yet the scoundrels in media and Opposition have been running a relentless campaign of malice not just to tar him but to tar India herself. That brings us to the latest joker in the pack called Kanhaiya Kumar of JNU.
There was some “poetic” gathering of morons at JNU on February 9 where anti-India slogans were shouted. Some of these slogans were extremely vicious and hate-filled. Filthy Commie pigs claimed that criticising govt is not sedition. They camouflaged the anti-India tirade as anti-govt when it was not. They claimed it’s FoE, prominent among them usual suspects like Barkha, Sagarika, Rajdeep – The Aap-Cong gang. These scumbags at JNU were not exactly criticising ModiSarkar on some policy or scheme. They were severely trashing India. This Kanhaiya Kumar (along with some more) is picked up by police and sedition charges slapped against him. I strongly support the govt on cracking down on such anti-India, terrorrist-supporting hooligans.
Whatever the merits of the case he was released on bail. The bail conditions are very stringent and it is rare to see a bail order running into 23 pages. So what happens? Our little lady divine, Barkha rushes to join in the fun at JNU and then does an on-site interview with this guy and again another one in NDTV studios. Some of the dumbest things this Kanhaiya has blabbered simply reflect the mind of an absolute, brain-washed Commie retard. Some samples:
First Kanhaiya trashed the govt, he trashed Modi and he didn’t even spare the army. He then goes on to say “Nationalism is a western concept and not Indian”. Who’s gonna tell this moron that Communism was not invented in India by Jawaharlal Marx nor was it invented by Karl Yadav in a village in Bihar (as someone on Twitter put it). Such stupidity is glorified as the second coming of Jesus, the new messiah that will shake the govt and over-throw Modi. In another interview he equates Naxal deaths with the death of our soldiers and claims Naxals are as much martyrs as soldiers who defend us. This filthy mind is applauded by Barkha, Rajdeep, Vikramchandra and all and sundry as their new hope for India. Such is their frustration with the failure of RahulG and lack of any other hero they will even accept a garlanded donkey as their new messiah. All this because they hate Modi and they have lost the comfortable, corrupt lives they could gladly lead under the Congress. And then they talk about “Intolerance” and FoE. Here’s the classic hypocrite Barkha Dutt and her grand idea of Tolerance:
These Agony Aunts have long believed that people are fools and that their monopoly over public discourse wouldn’t be hindered because they seriously believed Modi would NEVER win a full majority and become PM. This fact still boils them every single day and night. All it takes is one major strike to show them their pygmy size and place. This is exactly what Anupam Kher did on March 5 at a debate organised by The Telegraph (I am putting up this video only because it seems it has been taken off Youtube). Watch (9.56 mins):
Anupam Kher did a fine job of slamming in the face of Sickular hate-mongers what ordinary people on SM have been doing for a while. This frequent fake dramas and fake campaigns by Modi-haters and Hindu-haters is now inviting a severe backlash. The fools don’t realise that instead of battling Modi with real issues they are driving more and more people to support him with their stupid Nautankis. And Modi knows this all too well – He has experienced this for a dozen years in Gujarat.
Technically, Agony Aunts are those who listen to sob-stories and problems and offer casual consel. But here, by Agony Aunts I simply mean that these stupid Aunties are actually Agonising mindlessly over Modi. He doesn’t give a damn about their stupidity and people have seen through them as well.
Tailpiece: As with the other Aunties, this one has a serious problem on which way to jump. In November 2015 he said India is “Intolerant” and that his wife suggested they should leave India. After people slammed him, Snapdeal dropped him from their campaign. He was also dropped from the Incredible India campaign. Now he says this:
I couldn’t help thinking of the loveable Mehmood in “Padosan” who chides Bhola in frustration and asks him to stick to one theme. Enjoy!
Note: The story I narrated in the first para is of none other than Richard Branson. That one night in jail dramatically changed him. He did become a billionaire as his principal predicted. He founded Virgin Records, Virgin Airlines and many other “virgin” businesses. In contrast, 2 weeks in jail has turned Kanhaiya all the more vicious in his rants and he shows glimpses of becoming a thoroughbred Commie. At 28 years and 13 years at JNU, Kanhaiya is a natural Commie who scrounges on taxpayer money and talks Azaadi. Commies have done NOTHING for this country. Nothing at all, except mouthing nonsense.