Friday, August 22, 2014

Letter To A Fiberal Terrorist-Sympathiser

There are any number of Fiberals in India (Sagarika Ghose, Kavita Krishnan, Rana Ayyub, Barkha Dutt etc) whose love and concern for the good treatment of terrorists often overflows. We have also known many to file appeals for mercy or for clemency. I therefore thought reproducing this letter would help bring these Fiberals a great deal of relief in their aim to provide proper care of "misguided elements" who carry out acts of terrorism:

A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter correspondence. She received back the following reply:

National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint! It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.' Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives as your house guest might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a sub human form of property thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense

PS: This letter is a hoax and not real but it provides enough food for thought for the Fiberals should they wish to take on such responsibilities


  1. An old one....... but still totally relevant & an excellent food for thought.

    Even the epitome of non-violence gandhi said to sardar patel that there is no peaceful resolution of kashmir issue and military action is necessary.

  2. What a revelation this has been.Would have loved to hear ur own opinion on the piece.The best available stick to beat the fiberals in future.Must be pasted on bill boards at all public junctions. I have saved it for posterity.BTW the liquidation of BIn Laden and the execution was shrouded in secrecy till the last moment. One could see the dissapointment of the fiberals when the news broke. Shudder to think of what might have happened had the news been public before the event.

  3. Great. I salute to your creativity & providing best solution for those who care "Human Rights for terrorists. Keep it up
    NGO Reporter

  4. Excellent Satire. But for those who have sold their soul and killed their conscience, I dont think this kind of 'subtle' but 'incisive' satire will have any impact whatsoever. Just read that the government is auditing the last 10 years of I&B Ministry's spending on advertising. That I am sure would make these Crooks truly Jobless. That is the only message these thick-skinned folks would be willing to take 'note' of, because it 'directly' impacts them.

  5. A friend from Canada sent me this fitting reply of the their Minister of National Defense. Our people here do not react even to a statement of Rahul that ' temple ' goers are rapists.

    1. @raman and Firdos.
      I have heard and seen on India TV, he was saying aap ladkiyon ko kahan kahan dabaate hin, Literally. All the presstitutes I thought learnt some lessons but alas kutte ki dum is the right analogy.
      They just blacked out everything what rahul said except India TV which showed it you can check aaj ki baat on you tube.
      I was also impressed by swapan das gupta taking on the biggest presstitute kumar katkar on times now. He had nothing like any congressi spokes persons was just shouting. He should be put behind bars ASAP.
      Thank you Ravinarji, big fan of yours I would like to read and learn every day no every hour.

    2. 'our' people ( the lazy, indisciplined, unorganized, clueless, confused , littering Hindu) are the main reason for the fiberals to be in such a position to be relevant in public discourse.
      the fiberals are not even worth a dime but yet continue to enjoy relevance as they are united, better organised , get support from fiberals abroad( who are blatantly anti national) and they put their interests ( their individual welfare ) before everything else.
      i am giving a link to an article below ( a letter from dr swamy to Narendra Modi on Ram Mandir ) . Not sure how many of us aware of this and how much it got published in MSM( i do not follow mainstream media ) . The moot point is that there being NO ISSUE in building a temple im ayodhya , the fiberals have been able to delude the masses over this non issue . So much so that many so called Hindus themselves have wrong perception of the ram mandir issue ( mostly pacifists , reconciling etc ).

      whilst this article by Ravinar is stark and incisive - as have been the rest of his articles over the years - how i wish that the Fiberals get the treatment in real life along the lines suggested so that these pay and suffer for the fallacies, distractions and confusions peddled by them for years .

    3. If some BJP had made such a statement like mosque goer indulge in rape than whole MSM would have started ranting for weeks to BJP But in Raul case they were total quite.

  6. Brilliant!!! This is exactly what should be done to Fiberals! Next time they cry over murderers, rapists snd barbarians...send one to their house!
    Reminds me of Jack Nicholson in 'A few good men'.... I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it!

  7. These fiberals are a mentally challenged lot !! No amount of whatever is going to change them. They are like cockroaches and would keep appearing always, however much you fumigate. May be, part of nature and we have to live with them, as a nuisance?!

  8. All the accolades has already been showered on this blog so I have no more of them becoz I am no Chetan Bhagat that I can make a fresh new accolade to you for having reproduced this letter.
    I wish Bakra dutt read this

  9. We going to see a lot more MSM rats running for cover. Congratulations!

    --DAVP’s Advertisements to Newspapers in Last Ten Years Under Scanner
    The Information and Broadcasting ministry’s Directorate of Advertising and Visual Publicity (DAVP) has also come under the PMO’s scrutiny. The DAVP has been told to submit to the PMO, all information and data about the advertisements it has given to media outfits in the past ten years. The PMO wants to know how much government money was pumped into which media outfits in the past decade (read the UPA tenure).

  10. Every word of the letter is a strong punch to sickulars and human activists worrying for terrorists. This letter should ne framed and sent to all Burka Dutts of our country..They surely wouldnt have a word to reply..

  11. good post..... trust someone in the government to write such a response to our liberals in the media.

  12. Ravi, Simlpy excellent. How I wish it were a real letter to our fibrals from our Govtt.

  13. Best piece of satire (for me) after catch 22 ( and Raag Darbaari - A Hindi satire written in 1969 but still relevant today).
    Was not reading much of your posts after your "Arrival" on 17th May..but this again made me hook to your post and read it fully. You are still relevant as you were prior to your "Arrival" :)
    Hope Modi also remain relevant as he was for his countrymen prior to his "Arrival".

  14. Ravi Sir, Hope one day you also write about reality tv media also...ifi you happen to see KBC now ...instead of good quiz show checking people's GK earlier is now full of emotional drama encashing Indian's hunger and appetite for the same.

    1. news in today's IE justifies my above comment ....forced and out of proportion emotional drama for a quiz reality show...
      Its high time to take on these people too..

    2. True. Realised this emotional overdose since beginning of last season n stopp3d watching it. Why is it that Indians love to wallow in their sadness? Its like poverty in India is so rampant bcos poverty is glorified.
      Ravinar, thanls for this befitting reply for those having pshycotic problem of misplaced sympathies. Hv already sent it to my friends on share in spreading the word. Thanks.

  15. Excellent. I always thought that those liberals who complain of police brutality, should be taken along when the rioters are stone pelting. Put the liberal in a lead and tell her that when she gives order to shoot, police will shoot. She can decide to bleed to death without giving such order. It is up to her.

  16. Imagine 'Shri' Kasab 'ji' in custody of "Padma Shri" Barkha Dutt? This imaginative realistic letter makes perfect sense then.

  17. Hi!

    I just signed the petition "PMO India: Petition to revoke Padma Shri award given to Teesta Setalvad" on

    It's important. Will you sign it too? Here's the link:


  18. I think such petitions are not required. If an awardee gets sentenced for some criminal case, then such awards get revoked. There are multiple cases going on against teesta ( including her recent one comparing maa kali with isis ). If she gets prosecuted successfully then her awards will automatically stand revoked. Same with others like saif khan and others. Otherwise it becomes a national shame that a padma awardee is also a proven criminal !!!

    1. It's appalling to see that there is absolutely no discussion on this highly communal issue hosted by the leading English Elite - NDTV. CNN-IBN, Headlines Today et al !! These channels were the first one to resort to chest-thumping on a relatively insignificant non-cmmunal Rozedaar's issue, where they tries their level best to enforce a communal overtone when there was none !! Only News-X tried to highlight this shameful incident, others look to be in forgiving mode in the garb of being a responsible media ??!?!? Irony !!

  19. dear readers, do sign the petition \against teesta. the link is mentoned by amin above. This is crass absolutely crass by teesta. pls google the tweet - teesta setalvad tweet and see the crassness. See the hatred she has for us. see the contempt in her mind.
    she was awarded padma.. even barkha dutt ? i was not knowing..

  20. Just signed the petition to repeal Padma award from the compulsive liar cum hate monger: Teesta Shit-all-bad. Request everyone else to do same.

  21. Hand deliver the note to the bereaved widow of Afzal Guru, Arundathi Roy!!


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