The HT Summit 2009 had some wonderful guests. Among them were Sanjay Dutt, a convicted criminal, Tony Blair, the man who supported the illegal and unconstitutional Iraq war. Back then I mailed a note to HT objecting to inclusion of such people. Of course, there was no response.
I have come to learn from my very own Deep Throat of Fake TV that this year they will have much better guests. Among them...
1. Osama Bin Laden : He will be the keynote speaker and will talk on "Global Warming" with a special introduction by our very own Rajendra Pachauri. Sharing the dais during his speech will be Al Gore of Climate scandal.
2. Teesta Setalvad : Will speak on "How to fool a nation and earn a Padmashri"
3. Ajmal Kasab : "I am Innocent"
4. Sharad Pawar : He will just sing a song ..."sugar, ah honey honey..."
I will update the guest list as soon as I have some more information. Should you want some distinguished guests like those in the list above please write to HT.